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NEWEST QUOTE
Wags "WEDGIE must Stay"
Tegman: ‘It's a marathon’
Jeffism: "Thank God for the NRA"
Wags "WEDGIE must go"
Big Al "I've got a kitchen pass"
Nick: ‘Laura
Bush is good looking, but I wouldn’t consider
her hot’
Mike: ‘I eat my grilled cheese
with a fork so I don’t get grease on my hands’
Alex: ‘Did you get that email
I sent you’
Tegman: ‘I’m dressed up like
this because I came straight from work’
Nick: ' Look at that A$$ '
Mike: 'I play basketball at 10:00'
Alex: 'Bush did it'
Did you see the King of Easter I sent out?
I was in D.C
- Jeff
- "There
will be no Gift Bags at my kids Birthday
Party, Cake and Ice Cream, that's it."
- Paul -
"That's Really Something"
- Alex -
"I'll just show her the Pimp hand"
- Al -
"I can see it now, a midget dressed as a
Centurion"
- Tegman
" I won't be bowling, I'll be in Vegas that
Week"
- Jeff -
"We are not getting a mini van"
- Mark
"When I went to bowl some guy on lane 12
with a red shirt ran in front of me"
- Jerry
"Anybody want a beer"
- Nick
"I'm almost an expert when it comes to
baseball"
- Yakwell "Her
ankles were too fat"
- Tegman - "I can't bowl that night,
I will be in Vegas"
- Tegman - "Where the F^%# did you
find that"
- Jeff - "We don't need no pool,
Mini Van, Two Strollers, etc etc etc"
- Jerry - "Why do you encourage
them"
- Jerry - " Your just as bad as they
are"
- Nick - "Shi%, I forget to take my
card"
- Yakwell - "Her (insert body
part) was to big ..........."
- Ron Hollowinkle - "Usually to his
family after bowling .. well you wont guess what
the idiots came up with tonight ......"
- Bob Paulin - "A glass of your
largest and cheapest"
- Tegman - "I was in the test cell,
and I was thinking about midgets"
- Alex - "So Nick is swinging this
little fish all over my boat"
- Lamonica - "KICK IT ON
BACK"
- Lamonica - "Get the F*&^ out
of here"
- Lamonica - "Come on Honus"
- Lamonica - "Salute"
- Lamonica - "Michael White is the
biggest %#%&&
@&@@#%~^&!&%&^%*#~#%*&(($("
- Tegman - "I'm sick of
bowling".
- Jeff - "And one more thing...
"
- Bob Paulin - "I did drink that
beer. I need another."
- Al - "What am I doing wrong?"
- Nick - "Lemme tell ya about
[insert players name here]. He
sucks."
- Alex - "Josie... Another
glass of tea."
- Jerry - "I gotta go. I've
got a board meeting at 7 tomorrow."
- Paul - "Wow. Look at the 7
of diamonds."
- Mark - "Watch the cards, there's
kids around"
- Tegman - "399
bucks for airfare and hotel for 5 days, that
ain't bad"
- Jeff
- "I'm tired as hell, I got up at
4:30"
- Al
- "I sweat when I swim"
- Nick
- "That's bullshi%"
- Little
Mary - "What's your problem"
- Paul
- "Are you ready for another beer
- Mark
- "Last night at bay men's club we talked
about .........
- Jeff
- "I'm hungry, I only had a bowl of soup
for lunch
- Bob
- "I just got Teen Age Nipple Monsters from
Pluto on DVD, directors cut .......
- Tegman
- "NO, you guys can not have keys to my
house ........
- Alex
- "So me and my nephew are in this strip
joint in Lorain
- League
Official - "Well, no winners here"
- Nick
- "I want to throw this ball through the
wall
- Bob Paulin
- "Want me to bring Toxic Avenger"
- Alex -
"I gave her an F"
- Jeff -
"Did I tell you about the color tile
story"
- Al -
"My wife won't let me go"
- Tegman -
"What the Fu.."
- Nick -
"I'll tell you what"
- Jerry -
"We'll have it at my house"
- Paul -
"What are you guys drinking"
- Josie -
"Do you guys need menus"
- Helen (black
haired lady from the woman's league) -
"Boy, Mark looks hot tonight"
- Nick -
"To fat ...."
- Al -
"To fat ...."
- Al -
"Did you see that midget...?"
- Tegman -
"Did you see that midget...?"
- Nick -
"Did you see that midget...?"
- Mark -
"Can't you guys go one night without
talking about midgets?"
- Nick -
"NO"
- Al -
"NO"
- Tegman -
"NO"
- Everyone
- "Look, he's squeezing his cheeks
again"
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