Text Box: DON Text Box: BOARDROOM Text Box: Midgets Midget Bowling Cheese Bowling The Big Lebowski (1998) Raise Your Average Famous Bowlers Text Box: Alex Berki has had his up’s and downs, but with a father-in-law like his, he’ll be on this team forever. Alex is the most talented guy when it comes to helping someone out with an unusual problem. He knows a lot of people and is willing to help out in any way he can. But his bowling needs a little improvement. Alex is a victim of wanting to bowl, but Text Box: only if there’s nothing better going on. When he bowls regularly, he can be lights out. But when he bowls part time, he can come down to Wags level. But we all love him. He’s our bus driver. He drives us up Brookpark Road, to the Flats, and drives us home. He provides rides to the islands and back home again. He also is the spitting Text Box: image of Jeff Paulin. Despite his political differences with Jeff, when Alex grows up, he will be a clone of Jeff Paulin. The team is hoping we can get more time from Alex next year and see his average go back up to were it belongs. If the problem is he wants to be with his wife on Monday nights, he can just bring her to the alley. I’m sure nobody will mind. Text Box: Who’s that with BOB & KARP Text Box: Mr. Fix it Text Box: Famous people Text Box: Daddy wags Text Box: because I suck and know one will ask me. So I form a team of my own so I can bowl and nobody can say or do anything about it. I suffer from a disorder called Osteogenesis Imperfecta, commonly known as Brittle Bones Disease. But in all honesty, I can’t blame my inept bowling on this disease. I would if I could but because bowling doesn’t Text Box: cause any real physical exhaustion. I would bowl this way if I was 110% healthy. Aside from BIG AL, nobody sweats In bowling. You don’t need to be an athlete to bowl. I like bowling because I get to sit at THE TABLE and learn. Every Monday night I just sit, listen and learn. Someday, I will site with my kids and share my TABLE experience with them. Text Box: It’s hard to write about yourself but I am. I am the captain. The leader of this ship. The only problem is I cannot lead by example because I suck in bowling. My average is a whopping 154. I throw the ball between 10 and 12 miles per hour. I get sore after the second game and I drink the most beer on Monday nights. I’m one of these guys that would not be bowling on another team Text Box: Page #

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