KING OF LORAIN

SING A LONG

House for sale or rent,
Football picks fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets;
He don’t allow no cigarettes.
Ah but eight hours in a sewer pipe
buys a new boat with a racing stripe.
He's a man of means, by no means King of Lorain.

In the summer he gets underway
Destination Put in bay.
Old worn out ball and shoes,
He pays his bowling dues.
He drinks Ice Tea by the bucket or glass,
He guzzles it down like he's got no class.
He's a man of means, by no means King of Lorain.

He knows every person in every town,
From Vegas to Lorain and all around
He knows every bar with strippers in town
And if they use a pole that where hell be found
Because He's a man of means, by no means King of Lorain